King Crow by Michael Stewart

There's a lot going on in Paul's world, and there's even more going on in his head. Paul's home life is distinctly suboptimal: he's bullied, his mother neglects him and her unsettled lifestyle sees him continually moving from house to house and school to school on the manky fringes of Manchester. As a result, he's retreated into ornithology and fantasy and we're treated to some fine nature writing and some fantastic riffs about the inherent stupidity of penguins, why giant pandas really don't deserve to be saved and the contribution vultures make to their eco-system. The direct staccato voice and no-nonsense language visible in that plot summary remain throughout.

Combined with Paul's frequently nonsensical world view they provide continual amusement and just the right level of bemusment. Paul may be troubled, and he may take us to some dark places, but King Crow remains a light, beguiling read."That doesn't really matter. Then we ran away, then we stole a car and knocked Andy down.

All I need to add for myself is that the narrator is called Paul Cooper and he's quite strange – but then you've probably guessed that.  Or at least it does for that first two-thirds of the book, until Paul offloads a very big surprise. I'm wary of saying more about this revelation, because to do so would be to spoil it. Suffice to say, it is a big one. It completely wrong-footed me. It made me go back to the beginning and entirely changed my view of what had been happening. Perhaps I'd been reading naively, but that shouldn't draw away any praise of Michael Stewart's skill. It was an unsettling and impressive moment.

The car really smashed into him and there was blood everywhere. I wouldn't say he was alright. I'd say he was dead. That would explain Dave's look. Then we had a car chase. I tried to shoot Dave. Then we walked into Kendal. Then we nicked a clown, went to a squat party, took lots of drugs and I ended up here and had sex for the first time ever with Becky, who is lovely."Later on, he gives an even more succinct version: "Apart from killing a man and one or two little hiccups, this has been a really successful trip."
The trouble is that, after dropping us over this steep edge, Stewart never quite manages to get back to the same heights. I still enjoyed the final third of the book. Paul remains amiable and intriguing and there's still plenty of the madcap action that makes the early pages so enjoyable. But the narrative disintegrates along with Paul's increasingly damaged psyche. It's looser and flatter and never quite as compelling. To go back to that original metaphor, it becomes Open Season rather than The Decline Of British Sea Power. Still good. Still wonderfully strange. But not a masterpiece.

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To be honest, I'm personally biased on this subject. As a newly minted fiction writer (my Maui novel Small Island is now available in trade paperback form at Amazon.com for the low, low price of $14.95!) I'm very sensitive to any talk about how Americans just don't read very much anymore. The other day I walked by Borders Express in the Queen Kaahumanu Center and actually shuddered when I saw the now-shuttered bookstore—the last such Maui store dedicated to the selling of books left south of Lahaina.For those of you reading this online, either at Hawaii Governor Neil Abercrombie And Fitch Outlet or our news blog Mauifeed, I would just like to say thanks. Seriously, thank you. There is a lot online competing for your attention, and it's heartening to us here at the paper that you would take time to read us. I mention this because on Sept. 12 Nielsen—yes, the media analysis firm that gave us television ratings—released their State of the Media: The Social Media Report. Just 12 pages and packed with colorful infographs, it's nonetheless a sobering look at what people are doing online.

"Social networks and blogs continue to dominate Americans' time online, now accounting for nearly a quarter of total time spent on the Internet," states the report. "Americans spend more time on Facebook than they do on any other U.S. website."Social networks and blogs dwarf everything else online—including porn. According to the report, 23 percent of Americans' time online is spent at Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, MySpace and a host of other sites (exactly how much time is spent surfing Internet porn isn't made explicit in the report: "adult" matters fall into 35 percent that constitutes "other" on the breakdown of Internet time).
　　
As for "current events and global news"—you know, how people like me make a living—that takes up a mere 2.6 percent of Internet users' time. Meaning that if a person spends, say, five hours online in a day, a bit less than eight minutes of that time went to reading news.And who knows how much time is spent reading books online. Like porn, books fall into "other" on the time breakdown. Whereas porn is one of the more popular "other" Internet activities (just behind something called "multi-category entertainment"), books fall near the middle of the list, between "multi-category travel" and "multi-category home & fashion."
　　
Speaking of books, on Sunday, Sept. 11, The Maui News ran a front page story on that great disaster of our time: the publication of Maggie Goes on a Diet. I am—of course—being satirical: though the controversy over the book is now very much national news, Maggie is actually just a gentle tale (Self-published! By a guy in Paia!) of a girl who learns to love herself through the act of living healthy. Of course people are going to misconstrue it as an abomination, a cruel, heartless knife in the heart of all things good and God-fearing and American.I mean, you could just read the book and find out for yourself that it shows kids the value of hope and self-esteem, but where's the fun in that? It's much easier to go online and be a troll and send one of the thousand mostly negative emails author Paul Kramer said he's received. Because that's apparently what everyone's doing online these days.